DarknessFalls

topherchris: Look me in the eye and tell me...

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:37:50 -0400

topherchris:

Look me in the eye and tell me FuckYeahRonaldReagan wouldn’t be tons of win.

(via topherchris)

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:47:56 -0400

(via topherchris)

sharks vs cats, srsly?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:09:50 -0400

sharks vs cats, srsly?

"You have no idea what it’s like to be called into a sterile conference room with a hospital..."

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:50:15 -0400

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You have no idea what it’s like to be called into a sterile conference room with a hospital administrator you’ve never met before and be told that your mother’s insurance policy will only pay for 30 days in ICU. You can’t imagine what it’s like to be advised that you need to “make some decisions,” like whether your mother should be released “HTD” which is hospital parlance for “home to die,” or if you want to pay out of pocket to keep her in the ICU another week. And when you ask how much that would cost you are given a number so impossibly large that you realize there really are no decisions to make. The decision has been made for you. “Living will” or no, it doesn’t matter. The bank account and the insurance policy have trumped any legal document.

If this isn’t a “death panel” I don’t know what is.

”

- Southern Beale: Don’t Talk To Me About Death Panels (via AZspot) (via marco)

"In a confirmation of persistent stereotypes, an international team of psychologists have determined..."

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:01:10 -0400

“In a confirmation of persistent stereotypes, an international team of psychologists have determined that when it comes to one-night stands, men have much lower standards than women do.”

- What an incredibly efficient use of science. Confirmed. Men are sluttier than women. (via allthecoolkids) (via caro)

topherchris: mdfsmash: Tumblr Takes Over World: 255,000,000...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:25:56 -0400

topherchris:

mdfsmash:

Tumblr Takes Over World: 255,000,000 Pageviews in July - Mashable

sometwine: (via bbpow) Okay, everything hannah/bbpow is posting...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:41:00 -0400

sometwine:

(via bbpow)

Okay, everything hannah/bbpow is posting tonight I’m reblogging. What the hell, I’m a stalker.

The new cast is very sexy.

sometwine: predictions: weary scrotum. This is the expression...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:40:43 -0400

sometwine:

predictions:

weary scrotum.

This is the expression my dad one time used. Literally

sometwine: predictions: step up. This was my sister’s idea -...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:40:40 -0400

sometwine:

predictions:

step up.

This was my sister’s idea - bbpow.tumblr.com. I think this shit is hilarious. I MEAN REALLY, LOOK AT THE THIRD PANNEL.

cassandra2603: everythingharrypotter: bewitchthemind: sometwin...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:15:35 -0400

cassandra2603:

everythingharrypotter:

bewitchthemind:

sometwine:

I think this is my favorite by far. Really pretty.

rawrxja: what are the first 3 words you see? Man, hate,...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:15:20 -0400

rawrxja:

what are the first 3 words you see?

Man, hate, passion

In my heart they’re in a different order.

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:10:13 -0400

“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”

- Bill Vaughan (via hunsonisgroovy)

panda-bear: I hate that I would fuck him.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:11:51 -0400

panda-bear:

I hate that I would fuck him.

willmccloud: Listen, listen, I have been there. Don’t think I...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:11:50 -0400

willmccloud:

Listen, listen, I have been there. Don’t think I haven’t! I was young once. Sure, I did a little drugging, I snorted some cocaine off of an underaged boy’s uncut boner. And yes, I have seen the wrong side of a double-sided dildo more than once in my youth. But to be honest, I don’t see what is so hot about kissing other girls for a man. If you’re going to do it, go all out. I don’t want to out anybody, but have you guys talked to Dame Judi Dench about this?

-Maggie Smith (October, 2008)

"Three months ago, President Barack Obama ordered his cabinet secretaries to find $100 million in..."

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:05:25 -0400

“Three months ago, President Barack Obama ordered his cabinet secretaries to find $100 million in budget cuts for the current fiscal year to emphasize the point that he, too, was serious about belt-tightening. They responded with $102 million. That is 0.006% of the estimated federal deficit.”

- In a Savings Shocker, the Government Discovers That Paper Has Two Sides - WSJ.com (via nickdouglas)

"… the Sacramento Bee says that more than 26% of all wireless calls to 911 in California are..."

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:29:46 -0400

“… the Sacramento Bee says that more than 26% of all wireless calls to 911 in California are “abandoned” — in other words, more than a quarter of the people calling 911 hang up in frustration before they even get to talk to someone.”

- 9-1-1 Should Never Give Me A Busy Signal

"The values we live by are worth more when we pass them on."

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:21:46 -0400

“The values we live by are worth more when we pass them on.”

- The Foundation for A Better Life (via amplequotes)

Baby from Bones Episode The Critic in the Cabernet

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:51:48 -0400

Cam: You and Brennan, you're going to have a baby?
Booth: She told you?
Cam: She told everyone. It's probably on the news by now.

Sperm from Bones Episode The Critic in the Cabernet

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:21:50 -0400

Booth: Happy.
Bones: Sperm.
Booth: [to Sweets] Sperm? Isn't this getting a little weird?
Sweets: No. Keep going.
Booth: Okay. Egg.
Bones: I want a baby.
Booth: Whoa!
Bones: Horse.
Booth: Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a minute.
Sweets: Yeah. We can stop here.

"I’m a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor."

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:51:46 -0400

“I’m a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor.”

- Dr. Camille Saroyan from Bones episode The Beaver in the Otter