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“ … the Sacramento Bee says that more than 26% of all wireless calls to 911 in California are “abandoned” — in other words, more than a quarter of the people calling 911 hang up in frustration before they even get to talk to someone. ”

9-1-1 Should Never Give Me A Busy Signal


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“ The values we live by are worth more when we pass them on. ”

The Foundation for A Better Life (via amplequotes)


Baby from Bones Episode The Critic in the Cabernet

  • Cam: You and Brennan, you're going to have a baby?
  • Booth: She told you?
  • Cam: She told everyone. It's probably on the news by now.

Sperm from Bones Episode The Critic in the Cabernet

  • Booth: Happy.
  • Bones: Sperm.
  • Booth: [to Sweets] Sperm? Isn't this getting a little weird?
  • Sweets: No. Keep going.
  • Booth: Okay. Egg.
  • Bones: I want a baby.
  • Booth: Whoa!
  • Bones: Horse.
  • Booth: Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a minute.
  • Sweets: Yeah. We can stop here.

“ I’m a wisecracking Pathologist with a dark sense of humor. ”

— Dr. Camille Saroyan from Bones episode The Beaver in the Otter


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“ Me and Beaver? Sexually. Do I look like a blow up doll? ”

— Molly Briggs from Bones episode The Beaver in the Otter


“ Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. ”

— Peter Ustinov  (via hunsonisgroovy)


nickdouglas:

fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:

catbird:
Michael jackson is over capacity (via :raeioul)
Goodnight, sweet prince…

nickdouglas:

fuckyeahtumblrmemeclub:

catbird:

Michael jackson is over capacity (via :raeioul)

Goodnight, sweet prince…


Missing Cadaver from Bones Episode The Beaver in the Otter

  • Bones: I think you'll find your missing Medical School Cadaver over there.
  • Booth: Where?
  • Bones: Sitting in the bleachers. He hasn't moved since we got here.
  • Sheriff Tina Mullins: No. That's just campus security. They're always like that. But I'll go check it out.

“ Heeeeeeeeeere’s Farrahhhhhh!”
“Heeeeeeeeeere’s Michaellllll!”
God: “Dammit Ed. Cut it out. ”

Twitter / Mike Monteiro (via nickdouglas)


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